On Sunday, January 28 at 2:59 pm ET, Mom and I told ourselves we shouldn’t expect the Chiefs to win the game. The Ravens were favored, and even though we wanted Patrick Mahomes to kill, it might not happen. So we bageled, loxxed, and shmeared through the entire affair and the Chiefs win was the gravy on an already good season. It’s like the end … Continue reading A Super Bowl Potpourri!
The game. Are you ready for it? One of my favorite parts of a Chiefs away game is the fashion runway of the players stepping off the plane. Mahomes, TK, and Sneed always impress with their couture. I will be in Old Navy jeans and t-shirt. By 3pm, Sam, my mother, my brother, and I will be stationed in front of the TV. In other … Continue reading Chiefs vs. Ravens vs. GoLytely
I had a sighting. And I achieved a lifelong goal by taking a picture of the back of Billy Crudup’s head. Here it is: Let me tell you the Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-esque adventure that landed me this treasure. Picture it: Last Sunday, cold as Andy Reid’s frozen mustache. All good stories start with the weather. I am wearing Sam’s winter coat and bundle my head in a … Continue reading My mother will be proud of this post. Get ready for this important announcement…
A friend was talking with a friend, and it was said that we should have all the Taylor/Travis romance details to cope with the epic shitstorm of the 2024 election. You know it’s going to be awful and stupid. Don’t we need to see every outfit, every date, every smooch, the games, and all the post-game hand-holding and future concert footage? For swifties, yes. This … Continue reading All the Warm Fuzzies in 2024
Happy Anniversary to me and my sweetheart Sam! It’s been 13 wonderful years. We were very lucky to find each other, and it still mystifies me that I was ready for love when it appeared. For so many years I went from one person to the next, hoping for the best but knowing it would never work. How I “knew” Sam was my guy: the … Continue reading Love Is All You Need
In the vein of Single White Female, my week started with an order to Sheertex, a brand used by our favorite green-clad minx. I’ve spent forty years looking for good tights so let’s see if my glittery new hose provides the luxury I deserve. In my last effort–a few weeks ago–I wore a dress and saw mid-event that I had a run. With nude tights, … Continue reading Feel the Green
Oh, those Golden Globes do churn up all the silliness! So many threads to follow today. I have unserious thoughts about everything. My favorite look was from Julia Garner wearing Gucci. I would love to get this haircut and wear this magnificent side-globe-revealing dress. But first allow me to lose 70 lbs with some Ozempic, coffee, and cocaine. (Just kidding) Re: the Globes. My favorite wins … Continue reading Withering Glances and Spectacular Dresses
Tonight is Golden Globes! It’s a special ceremony for me, though its golden age might be gone. I watch it for drunk celebrities. I watch it because it’s been the most outrageously tainted award ceremony of the season and a train wreck won’t watch itself. I watch with the hope that maybe they get it right. Lastly, I watch because the awards themselves are split … Continue reading My Golden Globe Predictions
Patience Bloom 