Romantic Suspense

You know you read/write/edit Romantic Suspense when…

*You discuss with Romantic Suspense authors how to suffocate someone

*A  romantic evening involves watching Snapped and Deadly Women with your spouse.

*You kind of like the sight of blood but pretend it horrifies you.

*You can’t help but imagine a good stabbing to ruin a nice happy ending.

*You can see whoddunit before the victim is discovered.

*Halloween is scary, sure. Valentine’s Day is a much better time to kill people off.

*After the romantic heroine closes the door, something bad will happen.

*Carrying around a vial of someone else’s blood is weird but totally doable.

*You’re so happy at how boring your life really is.

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