*You kind of like the sight of blood but pretend it horrifies you.
*You can’t help but imagine a good stabbing to ruin a nice happy ending.
*You can see whoddunit before the victim is discovered.
*Halloween is scary, sure. Valentine’s Day is a much better time to kill people off.
*After the romantic heroine closes the door, something bad will happen.
*Carrying around a vial of someone else’s blood is weird but totally doable.
*You’re so happy at how boring your life really is.